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Cleans around the Chris

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 14, 2009, 5:11 PM
  • Mood: Tense
  • Listening to: Money Can't Buy Me Love- The Beatles
  • Reading: Isaiah
  • Watching: Triple H vs Randy Orton
  • Playing: ICC 2009
  • Eating: Jam sandwich *drools*
  • Drinking: Diet Coke with almond
Pinched this from :iconkarma-k2:, tis a lot of fun :D

The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning? Discover the Chris Difference.

I'm not different, it's just everybody else is more the same than me...

2. What do you want other people to say about you? Whatever you're into, get into Chris.

You mean they don't say that already? :giggle:

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is: What would you do for a Chris?

I'm the discerning type :nod:

4. How would you answer a booty call? Does you does, or does you don't take Chris?

:blush: Well I never...

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like? Life's pretty straight without Chris

That's hardly a ringing endorsement...

6. To someone you dislike? Chris is what we do

Good line if I were about to shoot someone in an action movie :D

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself? There ain't no party like a Chris party.

:shock: My gatherings are not diaretic!

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say: It's not TV, it's Chris.

Reality check, Mater and Pater!

9. You're failing a subject, you say: If you want to get ahead, get a Chris.

Who needs school when you have this much me? :giggle:

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say? Have you had your Chris today?

:confused: Is that a yes or a no?

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her: Chris tested, Mother approved.

:nerd: My Mum thinks I'm cool!

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them... A day without Chris is a day without Sunshine.

YEAH! Try life without me, chump!

13. What are the best words to describe you? Feel the Chris

:rofl: I'm bumpy :rub:

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is: I think, Therefore Chris.

Worryingly apt!

15. Your last words before you die: Big Chocolate Chris

Yeah! Build a chocolate statue! Just keep :iconvanessanon: and :iconblackenvy: away from it when they're hungry!

16. Your message to a special someone: Nothing acts faster than Chris.

Moving swifly along then...

17. Title of this post will be: Cleans right around the Chris.

No detergent can match me!

I wasn't tagged, you're not either, but PLEASE do it because it was hilarious!!

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One of Jehovah's Witnesses, aspiring writer and film maker.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Rhoose, South Wales
  • Interests: Jehovah, life, The Bible and my friends
  • Favourite movie: Jean de Florettes/Manon De Sources or Three Colours Blue
  • Favourite band or musician: James Blunt
  • Favourite genre of music: Whatever appeals
  • Favourite artist: Emily and Sam Brown
  • Favourite poet or writer: Robert Pinsky
  • Favourite photographer: ProverbialCheese
  • Favourite style of art: Anything 'poetic' or abstract
  • Operating System: Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: I prefer CDs and Vinyl
  • Wallpaper of choice: Bible reading schedule
  • Favourite game: Fire Pro series
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Fry, Leela, Weebl, Chris the Ninja Pirate, Princess Mononoke.
  • Personal Quote: Roll on new system!
  • Tools of the Trade: My mind, My pen.

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:iconproverbialcheese:
~proverbialcheese Nov 2, 2009, 10:09:09 AM
I am still your fave shutterbug, sweet! I see you are a filmmaker... hmm cool.

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~RougeRoks Jul 10, 2009, 7:13:53 AM
Thanks so much for the fave and comments! :hug:

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I'm not weird. I'm GIFTED.
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=JoseyWales Jul 20, 2009, 5:29:07 PM
No problemo :) :hug:

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And he will wipe out every tear from their eyes, and death will be no more, neither will mourning nor outcry nor pain be anymore. The former things have passed away.” (Revelation 21:4)
:iconvanessanon:
~Vanessanon Jun 19, 2009, 5:44:09 PM
gotta check this gal's gall. sooo kyoot! i wanna fave it all!! :iconilona:

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:iconvanessanon:
~Vanessanon Jun 1, 2009, 3:27:20 AM
thx4fave :D

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"Life is a journey. At times of hardship the very colour of life disappears. However what we must all remember is that even white and black are nothing more than shades of the colour we once had... "-Human-Opium
:iconcolleen721:
~colleen721 May 26, 2009, 8:37:13 AM
Oh my are you a witness too?

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Being Different is Always Better.
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=JoseyWales May 27, 2009, 12:50:35 PM
I am indeed :)

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And he will wipe out every tear from their eyes, and death will be no more, neither will mourning nor outcry nor pain be anymore. The former things have passed away.” (Revelation 21:4)
:iconcolleen721:
~colleen721 May 28, 2009, 8:22:36 AM
Wow. Hi i'm colleen i'm also a witness. I was batpized @ 2007-2008 district convention.

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Being Different is Always Better.
:iconjoseywales:
=JoseyWales May 28, 2009, 12:26:22 PM
Nice to meet you :)

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And he will wipe out every tear from their eyes, and death will be no more, neither will mourning nor outcry nor pain be anymore. The former things have passed away.” (Revelation 21:4)
:iconcolleen721:
~colleen721 May 29, 2009, 8:50:02 AM
Same here.

when were you baptized?

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Being Different is Always Better.
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